Claire's Unicycle

So, for Christmas, mom and dad got me a cool red trike.   I could barely reach the pedals or even steer for that matter, but the handle that attached to it so mom or dad could push me, broke.  My trike sat in the garage for 2 months in pieces, waiting for daddy to fix it or send it back to cheappieceofgarbage.com.  

I've figured out now what mommy and daddy did.  They are RE-GIFTERS.  For my 2nd birthday, they got me an Elmo bike to replace the junky tricycle.  Nice.  Anyway, if they could be any cheaper (maybe dad saved 50% on this one), I opened it up, dad put  it together and the frigging thing only came with one wheel!

Call my parents cheap or frugal?  Whatever, I'm riding it.....